If players have any cards in hand that allow actions to be taken with them from a player's opening hand, the starting player takes all such actions first in any order, followed by each other player in turn order
There are rumors that fakes can be identified through weight, but its best not to trust this advice
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn." As the triggered ability of the Alien Angel token resolves, it continues to be an artifact but will stop being both an Alien and an Angel until it becomes a creature again
most of the time I ship out within the same day or very next day at latest
Its led by Morska, Undersea Sleuth, a white-blue-green Creature with base stats 2/3
Spread the Sickness and Whisper of the Dross sub in for a typical Murder, Infectious Inquiry appears instead of Sign in Blood, and Phyresis Outbreak (not technically proliferate, but its the same outcome) takes the spot of a Mutilate or Crippling Fear