Because the CPU is so weak, it ends up becoming a representative neighborhood book for the characters' level 100 project
The alternate present, that is
For a pretty hefty 4G, Doubling Season doubles any counters or tokens you put into play, throwing any discussions of balance out the window for the best Planeswalkers or any token-dependent strategies
For an authentic 'Magic card' feel and glide, choose cardstock with specific properties: a thickness of 330gsm, a black core to prevent light bleed-through, and an embossed or linen texture to reduce friction
That is, it doesn't matter how long it's been a creature, just how long it's been on the battlefield
Thorn of the Black Rose: [Monarch Card] Except for the monarch bit, it's just another common creature to get that limited creature count up