For four mana, Saskia is a 3/4 Human Warrior with vigilance and haste that has its controller choose a player when it enters the battlefield
The team explored whether they could use the actual champion mechanic, but the problem was they were changing how it worked
Narratives, for Barthes, get their SHAPE from cardinal functions, but they get their TEXTURE from all that other stuff
Thanks in house judge Reyemile and the people from the MTG Judges Chat Discord for helping me with clarifying this and putting it in decently legible text
You can also convoke as a way to trigger cards like Kona, Rescue Beastie or Reluctant Role Models' survivor triggers
Manifesting cards lets you take the top cards of your deck and turns them into 2/2 facedown creatures, instantly letting you refill your board with tons of creatures when you get rid of one big one